var r;
function et_func(){
	r=confirm('That\'s not their real last name, as far as we know.\n\nWant to visit their site?');
	if(r) {
		window.location='http://www.eurotrippen.com';
	} else {
		return false;
	}
}
function bbs_wiki(){
	r=confirm('Need a refresher on what a BBS is?  It has, after all, probably been a while.');
	if(r){
		window.location='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulletin_board_system';
	}else{
		return false;
	}
}