OK, where have we been for the last two years!? How have we missed the Eurovision song contest?
This stuff is **incredibly** bad.
Consider:
| **Lithuania — the Stuart Smalleys of the semi-finals** We are the winners of Eurovision We are, we are! We are, we are! We are the winners of Eurovision We are, we are! We are, we are! So, you gotta vote, We are the winners of Eurovision |
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**Iceland’s entry got booed through-out — with good reason.** (phone – conversation) Hello is it god? What’s up dog? It’s your favourite person in the world Silvia Night I’m saving the world See you…bye So congratulations I have arrived |
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No lyrics necessary, just look at that fine Russian mullet. |
and who could forget Lordi from Finland?
