For the last eleven months I’ve been cultivating a beard. I told everyone at work I’d shave it when we reached a certain milestone at work. Well, the work thing finally happened today. True to my word, the beard is gone, as of about 20 minutes ago.
I’m not excited about shaving (nearly) every day again, but I do look forward to eating without
- straining my food like a baleen whale
- giving food particles hundreds of jumping-off points as they try to land on my shirt
- hogging the napkins